"Hello, my child."
First Appearance: FLONCHLORE (2018)
Other Appearances: Fight Night, Bird Auditions (10)
Age: Approx. 5000
Bio: Original lord of a race called "Seats," beings that inhabit every object that could physically be sat on. He has the ability to alter space (and previously time), with his specialized ability to erase all instances that were, and would have been, of a being from existence.
After a back and forth conflict with Captain, he was deceived into losing his ability to control time and sent thousands of years into the future. With no way to return to his time, he found new purpose in being the president of a fraternity called, "Omega Seat Omega."
His preferred method of conflict resolution is the American Tradition of a competitive keg stand.
He has a close relationship with his brother, and fellow Seat, Maximum Gun.