KWOFF

"ya boi kwoff is deadass gonna be lurkin round the nearest corner til the end of time LOOOOOOL"

First Appearance: FLONCHLORE (2014)

Other Appearances: Bird Auditions 7: The Flamingo

Bio: A crude little goblin/gnome type guy who is honestly just a real jerk. He is known for his "garbage vernacular" and is driven by his undying hatred for Captain and all of his associates. Has a son named "Son of Kwoff."